Looking for a GASSY GIRL

It is SOOO hard to find a female who is capable of fulfilling this fetish.  I have a fart fetish I want to explore. Everyone farts multiple times everyday but girls are sooo embarrassed about it its hard to find a girl with the guts to do it. Im looking preferably for a Caucasian woman who will confidently fart loudly and be stinky openly and comfortably in front of me No sexual exchange required except nudity. I need a woman to meet with once a month who can say "If I eat this now I will be so full of gas an hour from now I wont be able to not fart" and be able to "Perform" during the appointment If thats not you please move along Outcall in Belleville Or I can come to you as well if its a nice clean safe area. First time $500 for 20 minutes of conversation to get over being nervous and 1 hour of farting while you play on your phone or watch netflix etc Im a classy 9/10 good looking happy respectful well mannered healthy kind normal dude. I cant stress that enough.